I am so not what my mother intended.
lacigreen:

floatingoncottoncandyclouds:

Secret Service Typewriter - Fonts.com

my secret hope always.

indeed I do =)
lacigreen:

historicalslut:

afternoonsnoozebutton:

theloudestcritic:

because it would be a disaster if women used normal, non-genderized pens! 

BIC for Her~*~

Pink and Purple pens does not make me want to buy the “for her” pens…

gendering PENS?  srsly?….

but…. why can’t I have the pink and purple pens.  I like colors… =( this is not fair for anybody.

lacigreen:

historicalslut:

afternoonsnoozebutton:

theloudestcritic:

because it would be a disaster if women used normal, non-genderized pens! 

BIC for Her~*~

Pink and Purple pens does not make me want to buy the “for her” pens…

gendering PENS?  srsly?….

but…. why can’t I have the pink and purple pens.  I like colors… =( this is not fair for anybody.

why so freaking few notes?

why so freaking few notes?

tyleroakley:

My body is ready.

tyleroakley:

My body is ready.

Reblog if it’s okay to befriend you, ask questions, ask for advice or just have a nice chat.

loveisabanquet:

murphysbride:

I am incredibly shy, even on the internet, but AH DO WANTS FRIENDS

yes! I am usually too shy to make the first move…sometimes I do, though, and if I do, I must REALLY LIKE YOU.

loveisabanquet:

I feel like this is how the Boy sees me when I try to get him up at like 9. 

You only SAY that it is 9!  When it’s really like 8:45!  I can’t take all this dishonesty and torture in this relationship! =)

loveisabanquet:

I feel like this is how the Boy sees me when I try to get him up at like 9. 

You only SAY that it is 9!  When it’s really like 8:45!  I can’t take all this dishonesty and torture in this relationship! =)

cheekytrtle:

sounds about right

cheekytrtle:

sounds about right

The girls we get are too drunk and bimbos. I wanted to talk for a few minutes first. It’s like “I wanted to know your name but you forgot it for me.
An engineering student that I know.
I want my girlfriend to have this!

I want my girlfriend to have this!

thats-so-meme:

desired-pleasure:

randomfunnyposts101:

heytherecaroline:

made! W1th, quickmeme?

Could3nt! agr33, more. Grammer! nazi’s your, all? eazy 2 troll

“Lol” m0zt? defanately,!!

butt sire0usly guyss stap it.) r0ng, grammer punktuation and speling isnt funi? 

I WILL DESTROY YOUR IMPROPER GRAMMAR WITH MY ANGER!!!

thats-so-meme:

desired-pleasure:

randomfunnyposts101:

heytherecaroline:

made! W1th, quickmeme?

Could3nt! agr33, more. Grammer! nazi’s your, all? eazy 2 troll

“Lol” m0zt? defanately,!!

butt sire0usly guyss stap it.) r0ng, grammer punktuation and speling isnt funi? 

I WILL DESTROY YOUR IMPROPER GRAMMAR WITH MY ANGER!!!